::Foghorn Leghorn Voice:: Boy I say..... Boy, you better settle down over there.......

Back to the bloggin'. Its been so long since I posted that I would venture to say there is WAY too much to blog about. Let's just say, my mind was elsewhere for a little while there, but by the grace of God (along with the will of the toughest sumbitch I ever met) things are gettin' better. Don't take my word for it, go here. I promise, you'll meet the greatest, strongest, and coolest gentleman ever to grace the streets and I am DAMNED PROUD to call him my father. Good to have you back in the game "sir" :-)

I will begin with Iraq. Just in case you've been slappin' the snooze button for the last few months, we're still there. Unfortunately we're still losing soldiers every few days. As always my heart goes out to them and their families. While families may not feel it, they should take solace in the fact that there are still some of us who realize and appreciate the ultimate sacrifice their kin made. Someday, the people of Iraq will realize that our presence was a good thing (like when they were dancing in the streets after we smoke Al Zarqawi's bitchass!)

Iran......... We'll at last check it appears that they may have realized that talkin' things out with the UN and other concerned nations (read staring down the barrel of a .45). I hope that they can come to an agreement (read do as they are told to) with everyone to prevent anything from getting out of control. Which in fact brings me to my next topic ISRAEL! WOOOOOOOO! As an American, I am damned proud to stand back right now and say HA! Too many in the world did not take Israel seriously while we stood behind them (knowing they weren't joking around) and said "Hey, listen up!" Now the ENTIRE technical world can see (through those lovely liberal videos) that they ain't no joke. May God have mercy on every terrorists poor excuse for sorry ass, cause' you're next boys. Don't kid yourself....... The anti-terrorist alliance will grow bigger and stronger and WILL come hunting for you. Now is a good time for me to step off my podium and get onto the next topic.

Concealed weapons. It has been said that "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." While this is seen by many as (and attacked for being) a bit overdramatic, it holds quite a kernel of truth. What these bleeding hearts cannot get through their tofu filled, Michael Moore loving, Ted Kennedy worshiping skulls is that CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW THE LAWS! Therefore, by restricting a citizen's right to carry concealed, they are in fact restricting the right of law abiding citizen in situations where (God forbid) one might have to defend himself. That is all I am going to rant on that topic because A) no one in power is listening and B) I could go on until I have to go to work tomorrow and that would not be good.

NEXT: George W.'s impromptu speech to Tony Blair that happened to be caught on a wandering microphone. I will start here. To everyone complaining because fines aren't being issued to him while "The almighty" Howard Stern was run off to satellite radio where he could be a flaming asshole without bound I say this, go find the third rail, lift a leg, and piss until it tingles. The FCC DOES NOT I repeat DOES NOT run guard on cable (read as pay to view). In fact there are no limitations but those placed by this little group within the stations called "the ethics watchdog". I think that should juuuuuuuuuuuust about cover it. But if it doesn't, this will. I would much rather have a president get caught saying "get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit..." rather than be caught with a fat intern and a stained dress....................


Until next time.................
Keep it real